Borat Mankini (free delivery)

OK, so this is a bit weird. It is a bikini for men, as fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev the  fictional Kazakhstani journalist portrayed by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.

He is the eponymous protagonist of the mockumentary Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Humour is often derived from Borat's taboo sociocultural viewpoints, deadpan behaviour, repeated catchphrases, exaggerated 'third-world' status, and physical humour! One size fits all.